I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
THEN COME CHECK OUT THE 4TH ANNUAL BREAKFAST TACO TOURNAMENT!
IT’S HAPPENING HERE, AT SHSU IN HUNTSVILLE, TX ON INTRAMURAL FIELDS 2 AND 3.
THE DATE?! SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20TH. THAT MEANS YOU GOT 3 1/2 DAYS TO GET PREPARED. 3 1/2 DAYS TO GET EXCITED. 3 1/2 DAYS TO START CRAVING BREAKFAST TACOS.
THE TIME?! 8 AM. yes that’s early BUT…. BREAKFAST TACOS. QUIDDITCH. TWO PERFECT THINGS THAT COMBINE AND MAKE AN EVEN MORE PERFECT THING.
my mouth is drooling for da taco