katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe
orbitalencounters:

Total lunar eclipse for the Americas on April 14th 15th 2014
thefoxxnextdoor: My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you. (via schwierking)

thefoxxnextdoor:

My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

(via schwierking)

the-dick-lord-levi: So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”  And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.   (Source: thornicating, via abusedfeels)

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

(Source: thornicating, via abusedfeels)

onlylolgifs:   isrealforus: Watching my favourite tv series or movie:

onlylolgifs:

 

isrealforus:

Watching my favourite tv series or movie:

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gizmobot: anemotionallyunstablecreature: nolightinyourtardisblueeyes: My mum just referred to Steve Rogers as Mr. America *applause for perfect use of gif* ah yes, captain mr. america (via onlylolgifs)

gizmobot:

anemotionallyunstablecreature:

nolightinyourtardisblueeyes:

My mum just referred to Steve Rogers as Mr. America

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*applause for perfect use of gif*

ah yes, captain mr. america

(via onlylolgifs)